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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year 2010!!!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Fuck It

A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset.
"What's the matter, buddy?" asks the bartender.
"It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and were just about to make love when her goddamned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the edge by my fingernails without any clothes on!''
''Gee, that's tough!'' commiserated the bartender.
''Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated. When her husband came into the room, he wanted to have sex with her -- but he had to piss first. And the lazy son of a bitch pissed out the window right onto my head!"
''Yeech! No wonder you're in a lousy mood."
''Yeah, but I haven't told you what really really made me mad. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished the husband tossed his condom out the window. And where does it land? On my goddamned forehead!''
''Damn, that really is a drag!''
''Oh, I'm not finished! See, what really pissed me off was when the husband had to take a dump. Turns out that their toilet was broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose right on my head!''
''That would sure mess up my day."
''Yeah, yeah, yeah, but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!''

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy New Year 2009

Hope that the year 2009 will be a better year than 2008 and a new year means a new start / beginning.
New challenges are waiting for us....Let's have the very last moments of year 2008...........

Happy New Year 2009!!!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

This Post Is Dedicated to Ms. Ester Lam

Dearest Ester,

First of all, I would like to apologize to you. An apology so sincere and deep that comes straight and right from my heart. I’m so sorry for forgetting your birthday till you need to give me a pat to remind me. And I know how much a birthday wish coming from me meant to you. I know that being busy is not an excuse but my mind is currently full of shit. Anyway, please don’t give me a silent treatment. It’s killing me. Haha. So, here is a poem for you..

On this special day
I wanted to send
A most special greeting
To a most special friend.
(That’s to you, Ester)

However, I forgot your birthday
And though I tried to remember
I’m also pretty late!
But still, everybody has their faults
(Even you)

I want to recall
The adventures we've had
The friendship we've shared
Through the good times and bad
(Everything we’ve been through together)

We've grown up “together”
For 10 years +?
Pardon me cause my math is bad
But I'm really sure I knew you since kindergarten
(I still remember your cute, chubby face, the only girl close to me and even pin my hair during "convocation day")

Through laughter and tears
We ate the same foods and share the same drinks
(because most of the time you’ll steal some)
But when friends are together,
Who can complain?
(But we complained most of the time)

You're thoughtful and considerate
To your friends and family,
And that is just a fraction of
How sweet you are to me
(Sweeter than honey)

Free-spirited, I know that you are
Will always travel far
Take me along - that's all I ask
To journey at your side
(Bring me to Singapore!!! I might be your butler)

No wonder that
You've made my life a thrill
Your family and friends adores you, and
You know that I always will
(See… so sweet right? Will never forget you)

You’re always there to listen
You’re always there for printing service
You're always so amenable
And charming in your ways.
(Thanks for helping me out! Appreciate it)

Dearest Ester,

Once again,

I wish you a birthday
Fit for a queen
With undying devotion
Specially for an extraordinary girl
(You’re a super energetic, smart, special, bubbly cute girl)

And on this great occasion
I'd like to speak from my heart
To tell you what you meant to me
In no uncertain part
(Hey.. It’s true k. I meant every word I’ve said)

Great friends always,
Please accept my hugs and kisses
For lots of joy throughout your life
I’ll let you have my birthday wishes and blessings
(See… I even give you my birthday wishes and blessings)

P.S
Don’t forget we shared the same cake and even celebrated the same day! Haha. At least, you enjoyed yourself right? And I know this is not that "keng" as Nick's donuts, but at least I know that this post will always remain in the Net so that you could read it anytime, anywhere. Lol. Hope you like it. Sorry ya!